So there was this girl on this dating site, and her online name was Woosh. She called herself that because of the way she flipped her hair. I thought she was really cute and so I wrote this song, based on the info in her profile and sent it to her. After months, I finally got a date with her. We didn't click in person and that's the last time I ever saw her. At least we'll always have this song...

Well I met a pretty girl on the internet
But she hasn't even told me her real name yet
I see her pictures, read her profile almost ev'ry day,
And when I catch her online, I chat the night away with

WOOSH
I don't know much but
WOOSH
I know I like her
WOOSH
Fixed her own toilet
WOOSH
kills her own spiders
WOOSH
She's 32 and
WOOSH
She's really cute and likes to work out and she's blonde, oh
WOOSH

She likes camping, picture taking, lots of books she has read,
She likes her animals and lets her kitty sleep on the bed
She loves her children, roller coasters, watching DVD's
Vanilla, carmel and nuts, but she doesn't like peas!

WOOSH
My heart is pumping
WOOSH
When she flips her hair
WOOSH
I feel it thumping
WOOSH
She's outa there
WOOSH
Just when I thought she
WOOSH
She kinda liked me, then she's gone in a heartbeat
WOOSH

(instrumental section)

Well she tells me that she's ROTFLMAO
When I ask if IRL we could ever go
Somehow I don't think that she will ever fall
Cuz when I say, "Will you go out with me" then she just types "LOL."

WOOSH
Sugar, Sugar
WOOSH
Oh, honey, honey
WOOSH
You got me wanting you
WOOSH
It's not funny
WOOSH
So let's go offline
WOOSH
And live in real time, And I won't have to call you
WOOSH

WOOSH
My little lady
WOOSH
My pretty baby
WOOSH
I'm thinkin' one day
WOOSH
That we could maybe
WOOSH
Do something offline
WOOSH
And live in real time, and I won't have to call you....


WOOSH

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